“Hubby away for three more sleeps. How will I cope??!!” <– Crikey, it’s going to be touch and go for a while but hang in there, you can pull through.
“Cooking for one is not much fun 😦 Don’t think I’ll bother.” <– same person as above
“Eating dinner on my own at home – hate it. So glad I’m not single.” <– and again… swiftly unfollowed!
“I have the BEST wife EVER!!! Baby you totally rock!” <– what irks me here is that we’re clearly supposed to respond saying ‘why? what did she do now?’ Do we really want to know? Or even care?
“Thank you to my lovely husband for my gorgeous new shoes/laptop/car/[insert item here] :-)” <– nice, but why not buy it yourself?
“Who needs a hot water bottle when you have a husband?” <– trust me, the hot water bottle is a lot less work
Any tweet / status update that includes the word ‘hubby’. Aaargh.
My tolerance level for smug marrieds is particularly low today, can you tell?