How on earth are you supposed to answer these questions?
“When are you going to find someone nice and get married?”
Probably next year, maybe on the last Saturday in April, if my crystal ball is accurate. Related to:
“Why are you still single?”
O.M.G. There just isn’t a good answer for this one although I’ve been tempted to say things like ‘Because I look at other people’s marriages and none of them make me want to tie the knot myself’. What I usually say is ‘How many nice, straight, single 30/40-something guys do YOU know?’
Another one:
“When are you going to have babies? You’d be such a good mom / You aren’t getting any younger, you know.”
Jeeeeeeepers… this one drives me crazy. Just because YOU have kids, doesn’t mean everyone else (a) wants them and (b) can have them. Oh and thanks for pointing out that I’m nearly over the hill.
So many people struggle with fertility these days, that you’d think people wouldn’t be so tactless. And asking this of a single person is even worse… I mean, are we just supposed to go out and get ourselves knocked up, to become single mothers? I have friends who are single who are desperate for children, but don’t have the (emotional and financial) resources to go it alone. This kind of question is like a knife through their hearts.
And as for those of us who prefer to remain childfree, well… admit that to these people and you’ll be given a look of horror. How could you not want little snot-nosed, screaming darlings?
If you have any snappy answers for these questions, please share them in the comments. I could do with some good comebacks.